History of the world as a Randomiser sees it
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As it stands:
The Nook is a sacred relic that the Knights of the Square Chair regularly go on quests to find on weekends and bank holidays. It is said to imbue to the possessor the power of the holy roflcopter.
Chief of justice among the Knights is Pulgin Nipplesacks, king among Nipplesacks, lord high adjudicator and part time Sherrif. He watches you while you sleep to ensure you are not infected with highly contagious douchebaggery while you sleep. For this, we thank him (doffs cap).
The station of Techno Viking is the highest honour a knight can achieve. Techno Vikings are ranked up there with Chuck Norris and Mr. T and Professor Badass.
It is said that once a mighty bang made the universe from nothing. They say this bang came from a miniscule spec of matter that was so compressed that it exploded outwards and the universe was born. WAIT A MINUTE!!! If there was nothing before then where did this spec come from? Good question. Gooood question.
